The Drunk Fairy Godmother™

We all grew up watching princesses. But as adults, most of us suspect our own fairy godmother (bless her heart) must be very, very... very drunk. So, we shop.

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Life Not a Fairytale?

We all grew up watching princesses. However, since childhood most of us have felt like our fairy godmother (if she even exists) must be drunk. Her occasional sober moment provides us a moment of bliss… but then it’s back to real life and barely enough fairy dust to keep your carriage full of gas & get home. Truth is, you’ve learned by now that to get by, survive and have any chance at happiness – you have to be your own fairy godmother... or at the very least, pull a seat up to the table. And if this is your first time here... welcome to the table.

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The Truth-Bomb (full of glitter) We All Need

Through tragedy, trial, error and some small moments of success, you now know that life is no Disney movie. Nope. In fact, it's more simple than that. But simple doesn't mean easy. Life is simply constant problem solving. It’s hard. And it’s no wonder we wanted that fairytale to be true. This small business was born out of all of that; a place for laughing at all of our drunk fairy godmothers and the lies we bought about how easy life would be.

But perhaps most importantly...

The Drunk Fairy Godmother™ was created to help us come together, as we problem solve our way through this life... as humorously (and kindly) as possible. Consider yourself officially fairy dusted and ready to fly. Let's do this. Get some official fairy gear, friends.