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Steel Tumblr for Cold or Hot Drinks - My Fairy Godmother Drinks, And So Do I - Coffee Mug, Stainless Steel | By The Drunk Fairy Godmother
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Soft Spiral Plot Twist Notebook | Inspirational Journal | Notebook for Work, School, Goals, & Dreams
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Stay Away Anti-Valentine's Day Candle - The Fresh Cotton Scented Soy Candle, 9oz
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It's Not Bad Luck, Darling, It's a Plot Twist - Print for Home - Hang as Bathroom Art, Bedroom Art or Any Hallway for an Instant Reminder
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Life Not a Fairytale?
We all grew up watching princesses. However, since childhood most of us have felt like our fairy godmother (if she even exists) must be drunk. Her occasional sober moment provides us a moment of bliss… but then it’s back to real life and barely enough fairy dust to keep your carriage full of gas & get home. Truth is, you’ve learned by now that to get by, survive and have any chance at happiness – you have to be your own fairy godmother... or at the very least, pull a seat up to the table. And if this is your first time here... welcome to the table.