The Drunk Fairy Godmother™

Write your own damn fairy tale and be your own magical fairy godmother. No one else is more qualified than you. You've got this.

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Life Not a Fairytale?

We all grew up watching princesses and fairy tales. But as adults, most of us got frogs instead of the prince and mini vans instead of a white stallion... and, super weird, no birds, mice or otherwise acceptable animal sidekick ever bother to hold a conversation. This is not how we thought this would go. Thus, our fairy godmother (bless her heart) must be very, very... very drunk. So, this site is to inspire you to write your own GD fairy tale and be your own GD fairy godmother. No one else is more qualified than you.

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The Truth-Bomb (full of glitter) We All Need

Through tragedy, trial, error and some small moments of success, you now know that life is no Disney movie. Nope. In fact, it's more simple than that. But simple doesn't mean easy. Life is simply constant problem solving. It’s hard. And it’s no wonder we wanted that fairytale to be true. This small business was born out of all of that; a place for laughing at all of our drunk fairy godmothers and the lies we bought about how easy life would be.

But perhaps most importantly...

The Drunk Fairy Godmother™ was created to help us come together, as we problem solve our way through this life... as humorously (and kindly) as possible. Consider yourself officially fairy dusted and ready to fly. Let's do this. Get some official fairy gear, friends.